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Cant Get There From Here

Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the assets of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere? You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can't in reality drive there. There are no roads into Juneau.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant

Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a dweller of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo a moment ago certain that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill.

The Patience of Job

Voltaire said, "God is a clown live to an listeners fearful to laugh." Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink bare minimum to read this article.

Marines Dont Take Crap

We live in a world of widgets. Citizens manufacture, distribute, and sell them.

Military Wives

I feel now is the accurate time to attend to the conflict service-members face when balancing concerning what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president. I have never been one to get complex with inter-service rivalries since I have all the time felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and assistance and defend our own constitutions alongside all enemies, both exotic wives or domestic.

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet

We all know the Internet is a great tool for conclusion out in rank and allocation knowledge. But as a human from time to time meeting at a mainframe all day can get quite tedious, above all if it is your job 5 days a week.

The Idiom of Appalachia

Imagine my alarm when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and academic that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, contrasting my caring grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables.

Local Dramatist Joins Chronicle and Humor To Tell His Stories

Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Center region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his homeland surroundings that serve as a conditions for his writing.

Voodoo Munchies

Looking for a cheerful and fun way to amputate the denial energy of a a selection of disturbing anyone from your life, or from your mind, if the character in cast doubt on has moved on? Believe the distillation (and giggle-inspiring) bring about of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, each time you need to deal with this character or the dirty bath ring of damaging vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or a cookie (depending on your intake lifestyle and kitchen skills) and adorn it with this person's name and or likeness.

Computers According to Carol

A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: constantly look in your rear view mirror first.

Psychiatric Psychiatric consultant - A Joke on Psychiatry

A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We talked about how I was feeling.

How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Enticing Urge to Go On Reading!

We all want attention. As family we crave the interest of our parents.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation

One of the best parts of a break is the activist outlook you develop from affable anticipation. An added assistance is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.

Dog Poo - And You Attention You Had Problems

In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German control are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack.

Funny Equipment We Dream

I often admiration why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, gripe out of bed and stomp about with a major sour puss.

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A Presidency Without Humor  The New York Times

Good jokes highlight the ridiculous. Trump's jokes merely ridicule.

Humor: This Article is Not Offensive  The Aggie

I am pleased to announce that my articles are no longer extremely offensive, and I'm no longer a horrible person I am reformed. After recen.

Why humor is what our politics is missing  CNN

A memorial *service* isn't the most likely place to be reminded of why laughing matters so much in life -- and in politics.

Fragrant armpits, napping aides, corny duck jokes: George H.W. Bush’s wonderful humor  The Washington Post

When George H.W. Bush was vice president, he sat down one night for a quiet dinner in Boise, Idaho. What he ordered that evening is less germane to this ...

Humor - even in sorrow- unites  Beckley Register-Herald

I'll say it like it is: our 41st president just recently passed. But considering that this has been roaming all over our television screens and seeped within our daily ...

New exhibition at the Charles M. Schulz Museum celebrates the silent humor of Peanuts  Record Bee

SANTA ROSA—From “Good grief!” to “AAUGH!”, Charles M. Schulz developed a lexicon that has become synonymous with the Peanuts comic strip. Yet the ...

Wisconsin legislator: Racially charged meme 'posted in humor' - WISC-TV3

A white Wisconsin legislator who posted a racially charged meme on his Facebook page says he meant nothing racist by it.

Memories of former President H.W. Bush humor brought smiles to sorrowful farewell  Chico Enterprise-Record

By DEB RIECHMANN. WASHINGTON (AP) — Memories of George H.W. Bush's underappreciated sense of humor drew laughter and brought smiles to the ...

How To Use Humor To Break Through Barriers And Grow Your Business  Forbes

Imagine that you are 15, homeless and pregnant, alone in a big city after having spent your entire life living in a small village. Where would you turn? How would ...

Harolds Wife tells story of grief with humor

Book review: "The Testament of Hugo's Wife" by Lynne Hugo follows a retired schoolteacher coping with the deaths of her husband and grandson.

As married couples age, humor replaces bickering: Longtime married pairs finds less rancor and more tenderness as time goes by  Science Daily

Honeymoon long over? Hang in there. A new study shows those prickly disagreements that can mark the early and middle years of marriage mellow with age as ...

Humor, hemp help grow Potty Mouth Sisters' business  Green Bay Press Gazette

With a blend of holistic products and humor, two local sisters are building a business that is growing far beyond their expectations.

Rob Tanchum's New Comedy Album Finds Humor In Mental Health

Rob Tanchum drew from his own mental health issues to create his new rap/comedy album Disturbed, Depressed, Inadequate.

Nation bids goodbye to Bush with high praise, cannons, humor  The Associated Press

WASHINGTON (AP) — The nation bid goodbye to George H.W. Bush with high praise, cannon salutes and gentle humor Wednesday, celebrating the life of the ...

ECA honors achievement with humor  Mount Airy News

DOBSON — Surry County Extension and Community Association (ECA) clubs held its 81st-annual achievement program in the Surry County Government ...

Baker: Bush kept sense of humor till the end  Lowell Sun

ASHINGTON - George H.W. Bush didn't lose his sense of humor even as he was letting go of life. Surrounded by loved ones Friday night as he lay in bed at ...

Bush eulogized with humor, reverence: Darcy cartoon

Bush had a rating system for jokes he collected. Hope today's cartoon would get a passing grade. The memorial system he planned and eulogist he chose, rate ...

10 times George H.W. Bush's humor brought laughter to his loved ones in mourning  Washington Post

Amid tears, loved ones delivering eulogies at George H.W. Bush's memorial services remembered the times the former president made them laugh.

Humor and acceptance oust conflict and bickering in long-time marriages  ZME Science

Years of marriage puts bickering to rest and fosters humor and acceptance instead, new research reveals. Old couple. Image credits Ellen / Pixabay. You may ...

'Hawk Shop' celebrates 500th episode with more humor, more barbs and a jobless monkey  Fairbanks Daily News-Miner

FAIRBANKS — With 11 years and 499 episodes under his belt, David Hawkins doesn't buy into what his rating agency has to say about “The Hawk Shop.”

“The Book of Liz” smothered with cheese ball humor  The Oakland Press

Cheese balls are the only source of income for the religious community of Clusterhaven, where its people, the Squeamish, live in a parish, keeping to ...

No humor in talk about a public execution

There are many illustrations of our great legislators being so, so out of touch, in many venues and many contexts. We no longer give way to our most visceral ...

Dean's Men Measure Misfortune With Humor  The Chicago Maroon

Claudio's sister Isabella (Sabrina Sternberg) and Claudio's friend Lucio (Franziska Harling) in "Measure for Measure". Courtesy of Natalia Rodriguez ...

Book review: Humor, wit and backbone in 'A Lady's Guide to Selling Out'

The phrase “Don't judge a book by its cover” comes to mind after reading this book. Few would suspect that beneath the hot pink background and poufy dress is ...

Letter: O'Connor's stories dispense doses of humor and meaning  Buffalo News

First, I must state that I don't know Bob O'Connor and have never met him. However, I like the recent letter writer, have over time read O'Connor's various writ…

Sammy Sussman: Offensive humor and forced introspection  The Michigan Daily

This past weekend, my friend and I went to see “Candide.” After the show, we couldn't stop talking about the controversial and potentially offensive nature of ...

No one had a greater sense of humor than Bush, says former press secretary  CNBC

Peter Roussel, former press secretary under George H.W. Bush, speaks with 'Squawk on the Street' about one of George H.W. Bush's favorite jokes.

'SNL' Fondly Recollects George H.W. Bush's Sense Of Humor  HuffPost

Bush "was famously a very warm and gracious man who understood the power in being able to laugh at yourself.”

Wounded warrior displays his sense of humor on new Netflix series  Stars and Stripes

Senior Master Sgt. Israel Del Toro Jr., survivor of a 2005 roadside bomb blast in Afghanistan, appeared on an episode of "Bumping Mics With Jeff Ross & Dave ...

Holidays, Humor, and Twitter Boost the National Audubon Society's Image  The Chronicle of Philanthropy

The National Audubon Society, for years, was the butt of jokes poking fun at its old-fashioned image. It couldn't catch a break, even when profiled in the New ...

Studio's Cry It Out Finds Humor in the Agony of Early Motherhood  Washington City Paper

The 90-minute production is perfect for those with limited entertainment time.

Humor: Student engages in chess match, banjo duel, game of wits with Satan in battle for GPA  The Aggie

The devil went down to Wellman 2 For one student, getting the grades they need for grad school wasn't a matter of hard work. Instead, it.

Humor on the High Plains  The Garden City Telegram

HAYS — It's been quite a year for Valerie Brown-Kuchera.The Quinter woman started a new job at Fort Hays State University teaching English composition and ...

Tarentum pastor remembered for serving community, sense of humor  Tribune-Review

Growing up, Adam Blythe remembers people calling and coming to the door of his family's home seeking help from his father, Pastor Gregory Blythe.

Humor: MAGA for the Win! California fires actually started by brave pro-Trump activist to protest “poor forest management”  The Aggie

Now that's how you do the First Amendment! Recent reports revealed that the wildfires that devastated towns like Pleasure, California were not, in fact, caused ...

Runner Hopes Humor Can Elevate Her Performance  CBS Denver

One Colorado woman has decided to go all in to become one of the best runners in the world. Brittany Charboneau hopes a sense of humor can get her all the ...

Fallen paramedic Zach Pruitt remembered for his heart for service, humor  Jackson Sun

It takes a special heart to serve in Emergency Medical Services, and Zachary Quinn Pruitt had a heart for *service*, according to the hundreds gathered for his ...

When dealing with impertinence, don't lose your sense of humor  EJ Insight

A recent advertising campaign mounted by Italian fashion brand Dolce & Gabbana (D&G) has provoked a firestorm of controversy in the mainland. The online ...

'The Front Runner' has smart balance of humor, drama  Victoria Advocate

Back in the day, the press used to turn a blind eye to philandering politicians. From the Kennedys and Lyndon Baines Johnson to Franklin D. Roosevelt, the ...

Humor: I am UC Davis' preeminent keyboard warrior  The Aggie

My comprehension skills are off the charts I'm the number-one keyboard warrior at UC Davis. I earned this distinction after years of hun.

Bush retained sense of humor to the very end, Jim Baker says | News, Sports, Jobs  Maui News

The Associated Press WASHINGTON — George H.W. Bush didn't lose his sense of humor even as he was letting go of life. Surrounded by loved ones Friday ...

Humor: Playground installs another “toy” for kids to hurt themselves on  The Aggie

It worked for the French revolutionaries, not sure why it won't work here” Most people look at the city council's recent decision.

Humor: Student mistakes my “ethnic food” for foul-smelling feet  The Aggie

Toe jam or rice and stew? From Japanese cuisine to Indian delicacies, pungent odor seems to be the common issue for Americans — dare I s.

Game Faces: Crunch goalie Connor Ingram balances success with humor (video)

Syracuse Crunch goalie Connor Ingram tells Brent Axe how he balances recent on-ice success with a little humor in the latest "Game Faces" video.

Musician Jeff Tweedy displays sense of humor in his memoir  Associated Press

"Let's Go (So We Can Get Back)" (Dutton), by Jeff Tweedy In his memoir, "Let's Go (So We Can Get Back)," Jeff Tweedy, frontman of the American rock band ...

Theater review: 'Homer Bound' full of Maine humor  Press Herald

Good Theater has reached a milestone in its illustrious career: its 100th production. To mark this momentous occasion, the theater is staging the world premiere ...

Techniques to deal with stress using humor -  KUSI

SAN DIEGO (KUSI) – Dealing with stress isn't quite funny but there are few techniques to help relieve it through humor. Executive Director of the American ...

Humor: After being fired by The Aggie, I apologize for the deeply offensive article I recently wrote - The  The Aggie

I'm beyond repentant. Five weeks ago, I wrote an extremely offensive article. Due to the intense backlash to the Article, The Aggie promptly fired me. In fact, you ...

Arts & Ends: Documentaries enliven SF’s Italian film fest with humor, realism  San Francisco Chronicle

A lot of people know about Italian feature films, the storied Rome movie studio Cinecittà “and the golden age of neorealism,” says Nancy Fishman, producer of ...

Experts Say Humor in the Workplace Can Help Your Career WTLV-WJXX

Let's get down to business. Experts in the workplace say laughing and humor at work can actually help your career. Buzz60's Mercer Morrison has the story.

Hanukkah celebration in Boxford blends faith, education, humor  Wicked Local North of Boston

Boxford Police Chief James Riter and Rabbi Asher Bronstein, of Chabad Lubavitch of Merrimack Valley, hosted a Hanukkah celebration in Boxford that included ...

Visiting Our Past: Two examples of mountain humor, old style  Asheville Citizen-Times

“If any person shall, on any public road or highway and in the hearing of two or more persons, in a loud and boisterous manner, use indecent or profane ...

Why James Wan (and a sense of humor) should inspire hope for 'Aquaman'

Will Aquaman actually be good? The question that has flooded the minds of comic book film fans and moviegoers for the past two years. From the moment Zack ...

How humor can change your relationship

Are couples with similar sense of humor more satisfied in their relationships?

Humor: Delta of Venus designated official meeting place for "cool" instructor office hours  The Aggie

Professors and students respond to new policy As a part of its new “Get Aggied!” engagement initiative, which builds connections betwe.

Turn tension into humor at Elly Lonon's workshop on how to discuss politics  The Daily Tar Heel

Discussing politics doesn't always have to end in a yelling match. Learn how to turn heated debates humorous from McSweeney's columnist and satire writer ...

Humor for the Heartbroken

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. ~ Matt Groening Social.

Bishop's Mollie Scott seeing life with grace and humor  Sierra Wave

“The only disability in life is a bad attitude.” – quote from Scott Hamilton, 1984 U.S. Olympic Gold Medalist Skater. Hamilton was born with a congenital brain ...

Celebrate Armistice Day with British Humor in Alexandria  Alexandria Gazette Packet

By Steve Hibbard · Monday, December 3, 2018 · Sign in to favorite this; Discuss Comment, Blog about; Share this Email, Facebook, Twitter. “Christmas at the Old ...

This CSUB race wants teams with humor and creativity  Bakersfield Now

California State University, Bakersfield is searching for competitors – albeit those with a slightly skewed view. The CSUB School of Natural Sciences, ...

Wayne Abernathy built businesses, legacy. Loved ones remember his humor, devotion  Gainesville Times

Philip Wilheit Sr. still chuckles at the memory of his close friend, L. Wayne Abernathy, preparing to speak at a business function, following on the heels of an ...

Alex Trebek: There isn't enough humor in politics | TheHill  The Hill

Alex Trebek says the answer to what's missing from politics in the Trump era is humor. “That's one of the things, unfortunately, that we lack in politics today. There ...

Oregon tries humor in fight against salmonella  Bend Bulletin

If you tweet about your Thanksgiving meal preparations Thursday, don't be surprised if you get a response from salmonella. The Oregon Health Authority has ...

Letter to the editor: Pardon My Planet's humor ill-advised  The Topeka Capital-Journal

Pardon My Planet's humor ill-advisedIn the December 5 comics, Pardon My Planet's attempt to be clever was in extremely poor taste. It opened with the Grim ...

Highway message boards deliver safe driving message with humor  WTHR

They're everywhere. Those electronic message boards along America's highways.

How a Filmmaker Used Humor to Shift Public Perception About Adoption  D Magazine

Sean Anders based Instant Family in part on his own experiences before and adopting three children from the foster-care system.

Humor: Man who smells good confused as to whether he himself smells good or his ability to smell is good  The Aggie

It's a classic conundrum. Holding his arm up to his face, Tyler S. Mell, or “Nose Goes,” as he is more affectionately known by his drinking buddies, takes a good ...

Collecting Mirrors Shaped Like Wyoming [HUMOR]  Kgab

Did you know that there is a company out there selling mirrors shaped like all 50 states?

Humor balances the disturbing in O Future's new video [405 Premiere]  The 405

O Future are back with a video to accompany their song, 'Smell You', which is an excellent representation of their left-field brilliance. Not that they are shy about ...

Jerry Davis' DeerTrails: Try to find the humor in your deer hunt

During the past year, when examining deer and deer hunting images on my camera and computer, I could see a cartoon needing a caption in some images with ...

Grand Blanc Twp. PD issue holiday reminder, with side of humor

GRAND BLANC TOWNSHIP, Mich -- The Grand Blanc Police Department issued a holiday reminder with a side of humor Sunday. In a post on Facebook, the ...

Iowa wrestling notes: Hawkeyes mix plenty of humor with hard work  The Gazette

IOWA CITY — Iowa wrestling has battled the misperception that the environment is all work and no fun. The stereotypes started to crack when former ...

Humor: Black Friday proves that money can buy things to be thankful for  The Aggie

Saving money by spending money Thanksgiving break can provide a welcome interlude in Fall Quarter, allowing students to take a breath, reflect.

Native Humor: Native Christmas memes and comics to get you into the holiday mood  Indian Country Today Media Network

We all love the internet cannon fodder known as memes. Those sarcastic, funny, one-panel comic photos that people make and share on social media.

Letter to the editor: No humor in guns  Tribune-Review

I find it irresponsible and insensitive that the Tribune-Review and Kim Ward would treat any story involving a gun in a lighthearted and 'humorous' way, given the ...

Humor: UC Davis administration says class cancellations still “up in the air”  The Aggie

Get it? When questioned by The California Aggie about the status of class cancellations and the continuation of the quarter after this wee.

US Marines Set Up Santa Boot Camp [VIDEO-HUMOR]

If you've ever served in the military, especially the U.S. Marine Corps, then you know that boot camp can be very intense. Even for potential Santa Claus's.

Former Newporter Releases Holiday-Themed Humor Books  NewportNow

With a name like Mifflin Lowe, he had to get into publishing. Former Newporter Lowe, the author of dozens of books, songs and off-beat comic publications, is.

Sense of humor helps with 109-year-old's longevity | News, Sports, Jobs  Altoona Mirror

It's been a modest life but a long one. And apparently Helen Meredith of Epworth Manor in Tyrone, who recently celebrated her 109th birthday with family memb.

DEER TRAILS: Humor helps hunters | Regional news |  Portage Daily Register

Gun deer season can be a tense time for some. Hunters are often excited, nervous and even anxious about getting into a forest on time, before someone gets to ...

Movie review: ‘Ralph Breaks the Internet’ is full of heart, humor, energy  Chillicothe Constitution Tribune

Have you ever imagined the internet as a booming metropolis where familiar e-logos adorn towering skyscrapers gleaming down on a bustling city center?

Chatological Humor  Washington Post

Gene Weingarten brings you an update to his monthly Chatological Humor live chat.

Dot confronts the realities of Alzheimer's with humor  Yes! Weekly

Dot directed by Miller Lucky Jr., takes a humorous and poignant look at Alzheimer's disease and its effect on a middle-class Philadelphia family. Alzheimer's ...

Instant Family highlights the Humor, Joy of the Foster, Adoption Experience  The Chronicle of Social Change

Instant Family: New Comedy Starring Mark Wahlberg Highlights the Humor, Joy of the Foster and Adoption Experience, Based on Director Sean Anders ...

UNM President Stokes uses calm approach, humor to tackle leadership challenges  Santa Fe New Mexican

'It's essential that any leader of a university meet and listen to the people both the inside and outside of that university's communities,' Stokes says.

Movie review: ‘Green Book’ tackles race and friendship with heart and humor  Chillicothe Constitution Tribune

Friendship is a gift eschewing all bounds and explanation. No finer example than “Green Book,” Peter Farrelly's crowd-pleasing charmer about a white Bronx ...

Common Room Theater Show Blends Tech And Humor

In Common Room Theater's new show, a group of zombie hunters carefully patrol a post-apocalyptic landscape. Spotting an undead creature attacking a fellow ...

Last Heard in Seattle, Humor Duo Takes Over Mornings at The Ride  Arkansas Business Online

The Ride, the Little Rock region's "new country" radio station, will have a new crew in the driver's seat in the mornings starting Monday, Dec. 10.

Short Takes on Not-So-Funny Humor and Not-So-Fun Flights, by Daily Editorials  Creators Syndicate

A little chess humor. Very little. In the world of chess, Fabiano Caruana is like Tiger Woods, Tom Brady and Serena Williams wrapped into one. He is America's ...

Humor and humility | Editorials  Bluefield Daily Telegraph

In an age when we live to be offended, Dan Crenshaw's SNL appearance shows what it is to be American.

Humor: Crepeville admits infestation publicity stunt was “not that great of an idea”  The Aggie

Meanwhile, restaurant adds a rat crepe option. “Yeaaaaah, so maybe it wasn't a good idea? Maybe?” The public relations manager of Crepeville tried to meet ...

Humor: "Communism would be easy to implement" says student who has only ever lived in capitalist society  The Aggie

Student writes this and other radical statements in personal manifesto-turned-livestream This week, an anonymous manifesto was released an.

Chatological Humor: Monthly with Moron  Washington Post

Gene Weingarten takes polls and chats about his recent columns.

Saturday Night Live Recap: Pete Davidson Bridge-Building, and Some Humor of Course, for Veterans Day  Parade

Last week, Jonah Hill joined the iconic Five Timers Club and hosted a midterm-crazed Saturday Night Live. Last night on NBC, Ray Donovan star Liev Schreiber ...

'Green Book' uses humor and charm to deliver message of tolerance and true friendship  WOAI

When filmmakers step out of their comfort zones, things can sometimes get interesting. This year, we saw gore hound Eli Roth (“Hostel”) craft a spooky, yet ...

Longtime local tennis benefactor Joe Lovoy leaves legacy of kindness, passion for sport  Pensacola News Journal

Joe Lovoy's legacy of kindness and humor will live on in tennis community.

ANALYSIS: The importance of humor | Opinion |  Kentwired

I don't have to tell you that laughing is wonderful, but I'm going to anyway: Laughing is wonderful. Weaving humor into our everyday lives invigorates us, relieves ...

Cue the laughter: Thurber Award highlights humor - News  Foster's Daily Democrat

We could all use a good laugh, so why wait until Dec. 5 for Thurber House to announce the winner of its 2018 Thurber Prize for American Humor? More is ...

UCLA Sex Squad's performance aims to spread sexual health awareness through humor  Daily Bruin

This post was updated Nov. 29 at 2:20 p.m.. A crowded room in Glorya Kaufman Hall will erupt into an improvised chorus during UCLA Sex Squad's show, ...

Editorial: Short takes on not-so-funny humor and not-so-fun flights

Our Saturday editorial briefs analyze items you might have missed in the past week's news.

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