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Humor under the keyboards - humor


For me, the piano is the character of what is stiff, apt and elegant. It doesn't have faults, it is perfect. Pianists are the most perfectionist colonize in the world. They ought to not and can not make mistakes above all when performing. That is how I viewed the piano and the pianists. But then, I just found out I was wrong. A few researches and I have once again proven that appearances can be deceiving.

The pianists we see play arrive to be the most conventional and respectable stars on the stage. They hold the power and the breath of the audiences. They could look frightening in their conventional suits not to bring up the agency and the air of arrogance they exude while on stage. They can be captivating.

But ahead of we forget, these pianists are also human. And humans do make mistakes. Most of these mistakes can be frustrating and depressing. But then, there are also mistakes that are funny and could also be completely hilarious. It shows how fun could be inserted even in the most seemingly airless and appropriate event.

Here are some examples:

When asked for their clearness of a piano, some famed musicians and musical enthusiasts have some illustrious replies:

· For David W. Barber (The Musician's Dictionary), a piano is a cumbersome piece of furniture found in many homes, where live it ensures the early departure of superfluous guests.

· Piano (n. ) is a parlor gadget for subduing the brazen visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the android and the spirits of the audience, according to Ambrose Bierce, an American journalist (The Devil's Dictionary).

· A piano tuner is a anyone employed to come into the home, rearrange the furniture, and annoy the cat. The tuner's chief aim is to discover the breach point of the piano's strings.

Though these definitions may sound humorous, you can never miss the ironies in it. Appearance from associates who live and breathe the piano, these definitions seem odd.

Here's more - when asked about their secrets in playing, you would absolutely be amazed at how austere their secrets can be, and categorically applicable.

· Australian pianist Artur Schnabel said, "I constantly make sure that the lid over the the ivories is open ahead of I start to play".

· "Nothing soothes me more after a long and annoying course of action of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled", said George Bernard Shaw, a journalist and a music critic.

I beyond doubt agree with Artur Schnabel's top secret! I astonishment why George found it relaxing to have his teeth drilled after examination the pianoforte recitals. Check out more of the piano's funny side:

· Bob Hope, an American slapstick comedian commented on fellow slapstick comedian Phyllis Diller on her before a live audience the piano: "When she on track to play, Steinway himself came down in my opinion and rubbed his name off the piano. "

· A band governess recalled the title of the song "Claire de Lune" played by a learner as "Claire de Loonie".

· The audiences at a piano presentation were appalled when a car phone rang just off stage. Devoid of lost a note, the lead singer glanced about the wings and called, "If that's my agent, tell him I'm working!"

Now, let's check out some celebrated questions and answers in the funny world of piano:

· What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor

· What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major

· Why is an 11-foot concert grand beat than a studio upright? Since is makes a much larger kaboom when dropped over a cliff.

· Why was the piano invented? So that the musician would have a place to put his beer.

· Why did they say that the pianist had fingers like lightning? They never struck the same place twice.

· What did they find when they dug up Beethoven's grave? He was decomposing.

· Why did Mozart kill his chicken? As they continually ran about going, "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

· Imagine a singer, a piano player, a bass player and a drummer meeting about the table. Now if you drop a hundred-dollar bill right in the average and tell them they're free to take it, who's receiving it? The piano player. For the reason that the bass player is too slow, for the winger it's too hardly money and the drummer didn't get the assignment.

Now that we've seen the humor under the keyboards, the piano and the pianists are not as hard to pin down as they seem to be. It is just like discovering a new type of music. The piano and the pianist can take not just the breath out of the audiences but also the laughter as they at hand not only fine music but excessive humor as well. Having fun is what life is all about.

About The Author

The critic Ismael D. Tabije runs the website http://pianos. e-mart4all. com that markets a wide amount of high-quality digital pianos and garnishing at the buck prices in the online market. Brands sold add in Casio, Yamaha, Korg, Kurzweil and Roland. The website also skin texture attention-grabbing piano articles about piano humor, trivia, myths and facts and even piano coaching and instructions.


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