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IF, An Online Internet Marketing Poem

If ahead of you have crooked on the coffee, or got your kids fed, If you are the last one dressed and ready to leave the house, While others in the category get ready, your still heartrending a mouse.

If you have more contacts online, than you do in real life, And hubby refers to you as his cyber wife.

If you cook ceremonial dinner among web pages and downloads, And your brain is dreaming about java lettering codes.

If your daughter tells her educationalist moms a computeraholic, And you continually push, "view source" to see how web pages tic,

If you are still session with blood shot eyes in that chair, While the rest of the children is off having fun somewhere,

If the dishes are piled high on the counteract and sink, You know you must be doing them, you just got to hit one more link.

If all of the above in life seem too true, Maybe you ought to rule your computer, in its place of charter it rule you!

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By Laurie Meade Copyright 2002-2005 All Constitutional rights Reserved.


Dedicated to my 4 children, who I cultured are developing to abruptly for me to allow the laptop to rule me.

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