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The patience of job - humor


Voltaire said, "God is a clown before a live audience to an interview anxious to laugh. " Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink least amount to read this article.

Let me just say, I deem in God but like many, I've questioned His existence. Most citizens will say the argue they doubt God's continuation is because, "If there's a God, why is there so much suffering, and why is there war?" Blah, Blah, blah, blah blah?

My sole aim for doubtful the being of God is work. (I, however, never cast doubt on the continuation of a advanced power for I worship at his altar every day from 9 to 5. )

If there is a God why do we not have five-day weekends and two-day workweeks? He's God. He can make it happen. In God we trust, right? Well I trust in God to give us a five-day weekend.

Think of the positives of a two-day work week. You'd say clothes like, "Wow, that workweek certainly flew bye. "

Think of what it would do for the budget since as Americans what are we really, but consumers? Think of it this way. If the United States Committee can get away with only effective 110 days a year, why can't we?

Women will have five full days a week to shop, and tell men what to do. Maybe, just maybe, we'll have more time to spend with our kids so they don't continue a bunch of illiterate crack heads.

More citizens might have faith in in heaven for the reason that life on earth won't be such a active hell.

I believe, with faith, God will grant us my wish. Let me illustrate by means of the Bible. Isn't it ironic that in the book of the Bible where the name of the character who suffers the most is spelled J. O. B. ?

The story of Job is one of perseverance. Job is given leprosy, has his family, money and mature goods taken from him and it's all a test of faith. It is a atrocious story! I didn't like it when I read it but I said. "Fine, He's God. He can do what He wants. After all, it is His world. Like Job, who am I to question?"

What I can difficulty are employers in performance the part of God by having a baby us to have the patience of Job in order to keep our job. They may not be generous us contagious diseases but they are sure charming our money, ruining our own lives, and creation work a breathing hell. (Personally, I don't have the patience of Job. I'm like the Reckless Son--at the first sign of a party I'm off to the fatted cow happy hour for half-price matzoh and dough shots of Manishevitz. If I need some bread I'll come back in the break of day crawling on my hands and knees. )

In the Book of Job, Job after all said, "Hey God, how bout a a small amount amazing for the effort?" God responded, "Don't cast doubt on my agency but you're right. I have been a a small amount harsh on you. " Job then had all his raw materials returned ten-fold. Now that's appealing just, is it not?

Well, I'm asking, "Hey God, how bout a five-day weekend, for the heck of it?" (If you see me on the golf course of action mid-week you'll know God answered my prayers. )

Michael P. Westhead is the creator of www. cutthroatcomedy. com which skin texture earliest quotes, jokes, cartoons, products, and articles focusing on politics, contemporary procedures and life in general.


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