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I feel now is the complete time to adopt the conflict service-members face when balancing concerning what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president.

I have never been one to get concerned with inter-service rivalries since I have at all times felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and assistance and defend our own constitutions anti all enemies, each distant wives or domestic. (I am of choice referring to wives in the singular sense. )

So let us, as Abraham Lincoln said, "Cast aside our differences" and as the current day philosopher Marshall Mathers raps, "Let's get down to business. I've got no time to play about what is this. "

You may be the chief man at work, but your wife is the Chief in Chief of the House or (CINCHOUSE). You say this as you have faith in in the immortal words of our 16th CINC, Abraham Lincoln when he said, "A house alienated adjacent to itself is sure to fall. "

You also know that it's not constantly advisable to adhere to the counsel of our 1st CINC because, "Honesty is (NOT) at all times the best policy. " If you chop down a red tree, in order to ambit good order and discipline, you don't tell the truth. You blame it on the kids as if you don't, she might draft a Declaration of Independence, throw you in the harbor, and assert a revolution.

You accomplish you have "No convening legal authority. " If a bit goes wrong at home or a bill needs to be paid, Harry Truman summed it up best when he said, "The buck stops here. " The buck constantly stops with you.

You need to "Walk delicately and carry a big stick," of money since if you don't she's not frightened to drop the bomb on you. Two, if she has to and you're legally responsible to be put, not in the White House, but impeached to the dog house. All the while proclaiming like Nixon that, "I am not a crook," and "You won't have me to kick about anymore. "

It's at this stage you accomplish you serve at the discretion of the Leader and need to "Read her lips" and "Ask not what she can do for you but what you can do for her. "

There's no need to, "Tear down that wall. " Do your best to fit into her "Great Society" since you won't be receiving a "New Deal. "

You must sing, "Hail to the Chief" for the reason that in the immortal words of the great disco song, "She's a CINC ???. . HOUSE!"

What armed men need to appreciate is when you get married you assurance an oath to aid and defend the constitution, but she will amend your constitution? There will be no hearings, and there will be not one vote. She has the bully stage and the mandate. All you can do is cry to your buddies, "Man, this is an infringement upon my rites. "

There comes a time in every armed man's career, as a rule the first day of boot camp or wedding when you appreciate you must "Obey the information of the head and all officers (Her mother) appointed over me. "

Needless to say, as it pertains to the body of marriage. I have categorical not to be a lifer. Soon a recruiter might be able to sell me on a existence self-commitment to the CINCHOUSE, but for now I choose to be a hard-working objector.

Michael P. Westhead is the come to nothing of www. cutthroatcomedy. com which skin creative quotes, jokes, cartoons, products, and articles focusing on politics, flow measures and life in general.


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