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Computers according to carol - humor


A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.

B is for Backup: at all times look in your rear view mirror first.

C is for Caddy: part of mainframe that holds a auburn cup.

D is for Defrag: a common dance in the 1920's.

E is for Email: post company talk for definite mail.

F is for Folder: ahead of I pack a dress, I fold er.

G is for Game Port: cruise ships dock there to play.

H is for Hard Drive: going from Toronto to Florida by car.

I is for Internet: a basketball has to get inter net to score.

J is for JPEG: analogous to a accord peg in a round hole.

K is for Keyboard: I hang my keys here so I don't lose them.

L is for Laser Printer: located on eye at some stage in laser surgery.

M is for Memory: deteriorates but for I use it.

N is for Newbie: a hot accumulation to the hive.

O is for Online: a roofed row when in concert Bingo.

P is for Program: commonly handed out at creation of a show.

Q is for Quit: don't ever!

R is for Ram: a male sheep.

S is for Software: the best clothes to buy.

T is for Traffic: all the time heaviest at rush hour.

U is for URL: short for You Are Loved.

V is for Virus: the aim we get vaccinations.

W is for WYSIWYG: a sissy dressed in a toupee.

X is for X-Axis: dig for treasure here, but not with an axe.

Y is for Yahoo: often yelled after a win.

Z is for Zipped File: a further name for zippered briefcase.

Carol Bremner is a laptop loving component of the gray generation. Her websites, http://www. creativehomecomputing. com and http://www. motivatedtolearn. com promote laptop literacy in the home for the over 50 crowd.


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